Stoney evening 😽💨💨💙

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housewifeswag:

when people use the excuse “you might die because your fat” I just shake my head. 

you might die walking across the street.

you might die driving in your car.

you might die from lung cancer even if you haven’t smoked a day in your life.

take your judgement and place it elsewhere. if you don’t like fat people, okay. but please don’t pretend to be concerned about my health. 

(Source: periodandbonerstories, via housewifeswag)

vukizzle:

spidersmith13:

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Basement Arcade

There are cool basement bars and then there is this basement arcade bar. Redditor Mertzlufft and his father built this incredible arcade in their basement, housing 42 arcade games! Games random from the original Donkey Kong, to Hydro Thunder, to Galaga and everything is set to free play. The bar in the center looks to be the perfect place to start out. A night of cocktails and arcade games awaits.

(via Reddit)

This would happen if I ever won the lottery.

Waaaaaaaaaaaant

vukizzle:

thattallsummonerguy:

The kind of people that need to be beaten with sticks brutally…..

oh honey….life is going to be so hard for you…I can’t even

gastrogirl:

the ultimate waffle sundae.

I didn’t really have a dinner so I’m snacking on Wheat Thins in bed at 1 in the morning. #iwashungry

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